The U.S. is doomed.
The ORIGINAL Everybody Sucks.

Candidate Stickers

$5.00 $2.00


I remember the first time I saw my sign show up on the news. An election item collector said, "This (campaign sign) is just in-your-face nasty. It's true but nasty." and I thought, really? Come on; "everybody sucks" isn't that bad...I can do better.

So here you have it. Nastier.

Proudly display your disinterest in our presidential candidates on your daily driver. Hell, they're removable so put one on your Ferrari if you want.

**Make sure you select your option while adding these to your cart! Hilliar, Chump, Buttugly, or, Or, OR! save $$$ and get all three! You shan't regret it!**

These single-sided bumper stickers vary in sizes (Hilliar: 8.5" x 3" Chump: 8.5" x 2.5" and Buttugly: 7" x 3"), and are made with a short-term removable vinyl printed on a solvent printer and laminated with a 3 mil Luster-finish laminate. Let people know how pissed you are well into 2018. Or take them off in a few weeks. Whatever.

If you need more info than that, you're a nerd and I congratulate you.

**While these stickers are removable, with proper application, they shouldn't just FALL off. If this is the case, you've done it wrong and I can't guarantee them. If you prep (aka CLEAN) the surface for application, they won't come off unless you want them to. BUT, they're only removable in a six-month period. Beyond that, their adhesive becomes closer to permanent and we won't be responsible for you taking off paint from that sweet red Ferrari.**

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