The U.S. is doomed.
The ORIGINAL Everybody Sucks.

Euro-Style Bumper Stickers

$5.00 $3.00


Mock marathon runners and "check out where IIIIII've been" chumps with these Euro-style bumper stickers all while proudly display your disinterest in our presidential candidates on your daily driver!

Hell, they're removable so put one on your Ferrari if you want.

**Make sure you select your option while adding these to your cart! ES16, Everybody Sucks, or, Or, OR! save $5 and get both! You shan't regret it**

These single-sided bumper stickers are 4.75" wide by 3.125" high, made with a short-term removable vinyl printed on a solvent printer and laminated with a 3 mil Luster-finish laminate. Let people know how pissed you are well into 2018. Or take them off in a few weeks. Whatever.

If you need more info than that, you're a nerd and I congratulate you.

**While these stickers are removable, with proper application, they shouldn't just FALL off. If this is the case, you've done it wrong and I can't guarantee them. If you prep (aka CLEAN) the surface for application, they won't come off unless you want them to. BUT, they're only removable in a six-month period. Beyond that, their adhesive becomes closer to permanent and we won't be responsible for you taking off paint from that sweet red Ferrari.**

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